Master of Oranges, Aslin Beer Co. (Herndon, VA)

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Double IPA, chug it all away
I’m your source of self-destruction!
Livers’ll pump with fear, filter darkest fear
Bringing on your toxic function!

Sediment you’ll see
Floral’s all you need
Dedicated to
How I’m thrilling you…

Start sipping faster
Obey your Master
Your blood runs faster
Master…Master!

Master of Oranges, I’m pushing those hops
Juicing your tongue, it’s pulpy and dank
Conditioned by me, the flavor can’t stop
Just call out my name, I want you to thank
Master…Master!
Just call out my name, I want you to thank
Master…Master!

Evenly coats the tongue, never you’ll be numb
Tropical becoming clearer
Taste monopoly, pear it just might be
New England beer in a mirror

Sediment you’ll see
Floral’s all you need
Dedicated to
How I’m thrilling you…

Start sipping faster
Obey your Master
Your blood runs faster
Master…Master!

Master of Oranges, I’m pushing those hops
Juicing your tongue, it’s pulpy and dank
Conditioned by me, the flavor can’t stop
Just call out my name, I want you to thank
Master…Master!
Just call out my name, I want you to thank
Master…Master!

Master!  Master!  Bitterness brings only laughter
Master!  Master!  Gives us only oils!
Aslin!  Aslin!  Low IBUs is what they’re after
Aslin!  Aslin!  Cheering at our spoils!

BEER ME!

Hell ain’t worth that line – naturally asinine!
Just send mules there without remorse
Neverending wait, Facebook’s full of bait
Bribe them all with promised recourse

They will occupy…
They will help you buy…
I will pacify
Then I’ll rule your soul!

Start sipping faster
Obey your Master
Your blood runs faster
Master…Master!

Master of Oranges, I’m pushing those hops
Juicing your tongue, it’s pulpy and dank
Conditioned by me, the flavor can’t stop
Just call out my name, I want you to thank
Master…Master!
Just call out my name, I want you to thank
Master…Master!

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!

Master of Oranges, Aslin Beer Co. (Herndon, VA)
Double India Pale Ale, 8.5% ABV

Score:  8.2

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